WHEN A BOOK IS JUST SO ELOQUENTLY WRITTEN AND THE CHARACTERS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE AMAZING DEVELOPMENT AND EVERYTHING IS DESCRIBED SO PERFECTLY THAT YOU CAN PICTURE IT SO FLAWLESSLY IN YOUR HEAD
AND JUST
LITERATURE
Seriously though.
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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I CAN GET THE JOB
THIS KID WHO HELPED ME GET IT IS TELLING ME ABOUT IT
IN THE PAST 6 DAYS HE’S MADE $600
LAST SUMMER HE MADE $4000 JUNE-AUGUST
AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ACTIVISM WORK THAT I ENJOY DOING ANYWAY
I MAKE MY OWN HOURS AND SINCE PAY IS COMMISSION I CONTROL HOW MUCH I MAKE
DOES IT GET ANY BETTER?
I THINK NOT.
WAIT I AM GUARANTEED THE JOB
stop
this is so great
I think I’m getting a job at a NYPIRG (New York Public Interest Research Group) office.
My job would be to be an activist fighting hydrofracking in New York.
Getting paid to be an activist and spend my time with other activists??????
COULD THIS BE ANY BETTER SDLKFJSDFSFSDFGDFG
my friend just posted a picture of one of her cats on Facebook
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I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
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White Chocolate Strawberries with Basil Sugar Tutorial
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shit my good friend Tim says that makes me feel better about living
follow his sexy manloving ass
signed—craterface.tumblr.com
stop i love you so much
